updates, amendments, and whatnots

i was going to tell you
about my absence
(*i was called home,
my mom broke her hip and wrist in
one fell swoop.
one swooping fall.
one swooping mom fell.
one swell foop, that mom).
plus some

updates
(*ye ol' merry pranksters blew some transformers
which apparently is cause for continued hilarity,
*my ditsy, fat ass).

amendments
(*insanity as played out by letting the absolutely totally deaf dude do my hair.
he says he can read lips "puhfekyee" but i don't think so,
*more scolding from the housekeeper -- "fonda. who taught you to clean?").
and

whatnots
(*holden had a tooth pulled with roots the size of an oak seedling,
*lou has tonsillitis,
*fezzik started a meth lab.
did you know that dogs could get tonsillitis? do you need any crank?)

but then i got distracted by some of my rocks.
and the scanner.

looky here

rock solid love to you all
including

the nome de plumed
and

anonymoused.
but more about that later.