after the tiny miracle of remembering
where i put a piece of paper 4 months ago
can you believe i pulled that outa my ass?
yes.
what do you mean “yes”?
what do you mean “what do you mean”?
you think i’m a dipshit.
i never said that.
yeah. but you’ve thought it.
i’m not accountable for what i think, only what i say, lady.
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Yeah, lady. He's not responsible.
Here's the thing, Fonda: there are certain words -- like"dipshit" -- that no one says better than you. You have a knack for making even the lowest of the low (for example, "poo" and "grout," monosyllables both) sound like money, all drawled out and elegant. Seriously, if I could bottle said knack, I'd sell it out of the trunk of my car on the midway during the NASCAR races.
jean,
has anyone ever told you that you're funny?
just wondering.
xxf
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