AARON! are you fucking kidding me? THE aaron from my life, like 6 lives ago? is this a joke? how did you find me here? i've added my email address to my profile because what kind of knucklehead forgets to put up their email address? so hurry up and click on it so you can start catching me up on your life FOR THE LAST 172 YEARS.
silly ania, arch support is for sissies. flip-flops forever. duh. plus, i can walk on glass.
mm, they aren't my feet but my feet were right next to hers that whole day and while mine usually do look like this, hers usually do not. she's, you know, FRESH. do you think that maybe i shouldn't drag her down with me?
AARON and/or kaaren! i finally clicked on your name and, well, WOW--you've totally blown my mind. but i can't find your email address either. knucklehead. write back!
this pretty picture perfectly captures my imaginary life.
can you sense the very dry martini with 3 olives just out of frame? right next to the perfect platter with yummy snacks on it? is the music too loud?
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so you're still wearing those no-support-having-your-mama's-got-no-teeth kinda flip-flops...
are those really YOUR feet? they don't look like fonda feet.
Where the hell is your email address? I'm just sayin', I caint be no dang haunting ghost kinda guy without it. I'm just sayin', people.
aaron
AARON! are you fucking kidding me? THE aaron from my life, like 6 lives ago? is this a joke? how did you find me here? i've added my email address to my profile because what kind of knucklehead forgets to put up their email address? so hurry up and click on it so you can start catching me up on your life FOR THE LAST 172 YEARS.
silly ania, arch support is for sissies. flip-flops forever. duh.
plus, i can walk on glass.
mm, they aren't my feet but my feet were right next to hers that whole day and while mine usually do look like this, hers usually do not. she's, you know, FRESH.
do you think that maybe i shouldn't drag her down with me?
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AARON and/or kaaren! i finally clicked on your name and, well, WOW--you've totally blown my mind. but i can't find your email address either. knucklehead.
write back!
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