husbands and acronyms

holden has been outside for approximately 90 seconds,

forgetting that it was his idea in the first place,

and that he spent 300 seconds forcing the issue.

ME: christ, we should take a picture of him like that, put some sappy music over it and ask people to send us money to help keep the flies out of his eyes.

HIM: no, because the next thing you know there’s a knock on the door from the NAACP and they’re taking him away.